The Federal Republic of Eslavia Regimen is a small, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 23 million Eslavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.8%.
The a Eslavian economy, worth 1.11 trillion marks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,425 marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood, Eslavia Regimen recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and people queue for valets instead of parking spaces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eslavia Regimen's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Eslavia Regimen is ranked 209,137th in the world and 214th in Eurth for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 298.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eslavia Regimen, people queue for valets instead of parking spaces.
- : Following new legislation in Eslavia Regimen, Eslavia Regimen recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Following new legislation in Eslavia Regimen, street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood.
- : Following new legislation in Eslavia Regimen, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
- : Following new legislation in Eslavia Regimen, meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits.
- : Following new legislation in Eslavia Regimen, the sun rises an hour later on border communities.
- : Eslavia Regimen was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Eslavia Regimen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Following new legislation in Eslavia Regimen, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Eslavia Regimen, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.
